Dear Target,
how are we supposed to download our top notch high grade super intelligent virus programs with an old browser like this?
If you are not willing to upgrade your internal software structure to modern standards, how can you expect to stay a reliable target of our High Level Security Risk Terroristic Activities in the future?
Don't be left in the dark while your competitors have all the fun defending themselves from our ingenious user friendly trojan applications.
Don't be a dummy! Upgrade to yummy!
Please install the modern browser software so that we can furthermore target your company with confidence in the future as we have done in the past.
Please feel free to download the provided viruses from our website manually in the meantime - with no furhter obligations.
Should you have difficulties executing our trojans please erase your harddisk manually and send your banking details in a seperate E-Mail (not in en Excel-File though).
Omar "Doomsday" El Habibi
Joomla C.E.O.
